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thumpkin pumpkin

When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin
Yo bro gave my lady a thumpkin pumpkin last night and today she has a black eye!
thumpkin pumpkin by Lickmydick72 January 10, 2017

Double Thumpkin

When you stick your thumb in the bumm and the love hole and alternate in and out in and out in and out as fast as you can making a noise like "nenenenene"
Tole threw trash out of the car when I told her not to so I gave her a double thumpkin.
Double Thumpkin by |fn|Gravyfury December 30, 2007

Muddy Thumpkin 

The act of jamming both your thumbs up a someones anus and proceeding to twiddle them around like you are using a game controller.
Person 1: Hey man are you still with your girl?
Person 2: Nah man she broke up with me after I gave her the ole Muddy Thumpkin

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.
My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.
Double Thumpkin by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

trumpkinder 

Followers of Donald Trump who espouse hatred, misogyny, bigotry and racism.
After the recent presidential election, many of the Trumpkinder started to spout their hate filled rhetoric.
trumpkinder by Nipple master November 15, 2016

Trumpkin 

A Halloween pumpkin with the face carved in the likeness of Donald Trump.
Oh, look at that pumpkin with the face of Donald Trump carved on it! That's the first "Trumpkin" I've seen this Fall ! LOL
Trumpkin by talk2me-JCH2 October 12, 2016