The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.
BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.
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(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).
"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}
by Hamroll November 8, 2006
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The thumbed crusader added another notch to his thumbnail after nailing a hot bleached blond (arse).
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by looks like a dog May 10, 2009
Get the thumbed mug.The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
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