cunt truffle

a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.

hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Truffle Butter Pipeline

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.

I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

by Mzcky July 19, 2018

Have a truffle

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.

Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.

by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012

Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

Tramps Truffles

Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.

Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!

by purerudeboy July 1, 2005

Truffle Butty

A vital participant in the act of making truffle butter.

Brent and his truffle butty Jade wrecked the sheets again Saturday night with a wild session of making truffle butter. Though Jade has been on the receiving end of the angry pirate, she and Brent are still best truffle butties.

by Spunkster September 19, 2015

Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.

I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017