throning

to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.

i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.

by shatz mcnasty December 16, 2009

"From the Norwegian word “tronet”. It's the act of sitting as you would on a throne, looking like you own the world."

"Miss Cam was throning at the end of the table, attention fully on a book ('Courtship For EvilDoers: The Do and Don'ts')."

by Miss Cam January 11, 2005

Throne

by California Bae Area September 18, 2016

Yo shes so hot, I would so totally let her sit on my throne.

by jthomas928 May 17, 2010

A sex position similar to reverse cowgirl, but when the male is sitting in a chair

Guy: duuude you will never believe what my gf did last night, we tried throning and it was hott

by blackforce832 May 22, 2013

To sit, completely relaxed, while in or on top of something which takes serious climbing (or other type) skill.

We were all talking on the street corner when we noticed Corbin throning atop the streetlight.

by Crafty the Tiger August 17, 2007

To put it Frankly, a Vagina. Not a Chair or anything else that throne could possibly be. Its a vagina. Think with your big heads. Pshhh

She better let me sit on her throne!

by Malicious Ben April 28, 2010