The King's Throne

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.

Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 25, 2010

Ruby throne

the sexual act of facesitting during one's menstrual period .

Josh: Hey dude how was your date with Nikki last night?
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.

by Jackie rose July 16, 2019

Theona

A human who is usually a girl. She is a very kind person, and a daredevil at times. A very fun person to be around when she is in a good mood, but don't push your luck by teasing or bullying her.

Emily: Hey Theona!
Theona: Hey Emily!
Emily: I had a really fun time last night at your sleepover!
Theona: Yeah, it was really fun. We should do it again some time!

by DJ.T3K July 13, 2011

Game of Thrones

Porn + Lord of the Rings + The Walking Dead

"Dude that guy just got laid and then killed by ice zombies with swords! What the fuck is this!"
"It's Game of Thrones dude, just go with it."

by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

Thronker

An incredible long range goal in football. Similar to a screamer. Started by BBC's Dan Walker.

Steven Gerrard scores a thronker against West Ham!

by Lukendo October 25, 2011

on the throne

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

by Nonflyingfarang January 11, 2008