Thromboner

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.

by Dednor May 9, 2018

tromboned

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

by goose616 September 30, 2012

Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009

trombone titties

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

by KennyMel April 29, 2014

Trombolese

A state of spiritual fulfilment and enlightenment, freed from material desires.

"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese

My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"

"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"

by Holographic Hieroglyph June 8, 2021

rusty trombone

When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3

I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

by Casting_couch November 6, 2021