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Throatageddon

What you call when a girl whose head game eviscerates a man's life and soul. Complete annihilation at the hands of unparalleled throat.
Person 1: "Bro what happened to Dameon? He hasn't been out of his room for days."

Person 2:" Yeah, that girl he met on tinder came over and literally sucked the life out of him, he can't even form a proper sentence."

Person 1:" Damn, Throatageddon?"

Person 2: "Yep, Throatageddon..."
by reee1232445 August 25, 2021
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Throatsturbation

Action and effect of masturbating while the penis is deep inside a woman's throat.
Throatsturbation can really be fun.

I throatsturbated so hard on my girl last night that I messed her vocal cords.
by periclesfromhell April 4, 2011
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throatchop

1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"
Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."
by Hog1 October 24, 2003
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Throatation

The act of multiple women taking turns stimulating a man's penis with their mouths for sexual pleasure in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise formation.
How was the party last night?
Dude it was wild! All the girls got really drunk and performed a throatation on me.
Noice.
by PhinneasPhuckTard January 24, 2020
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ThroatGoat

NotMyEqualXXX
NotMyEqual is the THROATGOAT.
by Oralfan May 30, 2019
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Throatage

When a SANGER (not a singer) SANGS from His/Her THROAT
Girl! Tamar stays SERVING!!! Her THROATAGE is LIFE!!!!

Beyonce gave me complete THROATAGE in 'Listen'

When KeKe Wyatt SANGS its nithing but complete THROATAGE
by KdCi August 18, 2015
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throatmouth

when you inhale a cucumber so good that daddy makes you choke
Daddy let me throatmouth your cucmber...
by CucumberDaddy May 13, 2017
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