toasticles

The pun on testicles for a person who's nickname has something to do with bread mainly "toast" or "toaster"

You hit toaster in his toasticles

by bunster July 13, 2009

Titsticles

breasts that look like testicles. Typically oblong in nature.

Quin: Look at the Tits on her!

Wayne: Those are actually Titsticles.
Bethany: My breasts don't look like testicles. If we compare any round object to a testicle, that would imply any round object would be similar to testicles.
Wayne: Huh. I never considered that.
Quin: Yeah, I should reconsider my hetero-normative point of view.

by GrassInsideMeAss February 22, 2018

toasticles

What you get when a cup of coffee (or really hot soup) spills on your pants.

My toasticles hurt like mad when i spilled my coffee

by Googley Jiblets February 27, 2004

titsticles

A substitute for the male scrotum, composed of two small breasts.

"Ouch, you kicked me right in the titsticles"

"Look at Tom Cruise' titsticles... hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggg"

by Johnathon Thomason December 14, 2013

toasticles

The black pieces that fall off into the butter dish when you butter toast.

I had to clean all the toasticles out of the butter dish once again.

by linda ryan June 9, 2007

Thoticles

A Greek warrior who was trained by Sir Simps-alot in the art of Womeninizing. He led a prosperous life defeating the raging women.

Thoticles rode on his Kitchen Mobile with a man’s rights poster at the Feminist ground at the Temple of Zeus.

by MickeyIsThicckey January 2, 2021

Titsticles

Another word for breasticulars

H: I’m not wearing a top around the house today

S: Wh- WHAT.. why!?

H: Gotta let these titsticles breathe boiii

by HappyFeetABetch July 5, 2021