thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.

"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

Thingin

verb, the act of casually dating or having a thing with someone.

Sam: Oh wow! Did you hear about Haley and Matt?!
Lora: No! What about them?!
Sam: They're totally thingin now!

by inventorofthingin April 8, 2011

Thonggina

When a person, typically a female, wears their thong backwards, creating a wedgie in their cooch. Most commonly found on the most ratchet females around. Always spelled with two G's.

"Dude did you hear about Becky?"
"What happened?"
"Her thonggina was so deep she had to go to the hospital."
"Classic Becky..."

by Earl O. Lemongrab October 10, 2012

Thonging

The simple art of removing a thong (footwear) and proceeding to use it as a melee weapon. Can even be used in vehicular combat.

A typical example of Thonging:

Josh: "Look at that weird-looking fella' walking down the sidewalk with a shovel."
Tim: "Quick, lean out the window and thong him good."

by Quickshot Merc August 30, 2011

Thonking

*Thinking intensifies*

T H O N K I N G

John: Yo, yesterday Jon started THONKING so fucking much his brain almost went into maximum THONKING overdrive .
Joanne: I know. It was INSANE.

Jon: r ya fagz tolkin abut me?

by EcxsVoc June 16, 2017

thongini

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

Thinging

n. \ˈthiŋiŋ\ - In a relationship, the intersection between being a "thing" and just being a "fling". A not-so-serious level of dating, that is still more serious than a one-night-stand or a quick relationship. Usually, it occurs when good friends become something more.

"Is Kayla dating that guy now? I thought they were just friends..."
"No, they aren't dating, they are just thinging now."

by Niork777 February 16, 2009