thirst follow

A thirst follow is when you follow someone on Tumblr or Twitter just because they're attractive.

I have a new thirst follow. I followed this guy on Tumblr just because his porn blog is hot and so is he, and he followed me back. Should I send him nudes?

by girleatsbook August 20, 2013

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Thirstatious

the feeling of being thirsty towards another human or thing. To be anxious to see do or hear something that makes your adrenaline pump

Justin beiber was Thirstatious to get back with Selena Gomez but he got rejected

by Iheartsportz March 6, 2015

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An expert in thirstology.
A certified thirstigater.
A person who provokes, instigates, or initiates thirst from the opposite sex but, at the precise point when it seems you must/will have your fill, blocks the quenching of said thirst by a diversion.

That damn H is such a thirst-trapper. She had this dress on, her body was looking nice and she came to my house.. I was just about to bust it wide open and then, somehow, the next thing I knew she was gone..

by ShimmannyCricketsSheDidItAgain December 19, 2012

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Thirds

The standard Mexican Mafia tax on illicit proceeds in prison or on the street.

Ex. 1

Prosecutor: Are you familiar with the concept of thirds?

Boxer: Yes, thirds.

Prosecutor: What's that?

Boxer: Thirds is the standard tax on anybody, particularly for individuals coming into a prison setting. Anybody coming in with drugs or any illegal material, any contraband, they're required to give us a third, the Mexican Mafia members a third.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, Testimony in USA v. Jaimez et al., September 12, 2018

Ex. 2

Boxer: I got an assignment for you. There's a trap house in Boyle Heights run by a dude named Nico. He's bragging about being tax free. It's on Matthews across the street from the high school--

Savage: --Isn't that the school where Jaimie Escalante taught calculus to all them cholos and jainas?

Boxer: Uh huh. And like Mr. Escalante, you're gonna teach Nico some math. Specifically, how the concept of thirds works. Make sure he knows that La Cliqua sends its regards.

by ZXY&ABC January 27, 2021

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Thirst Responder

A thirst responder is someone who follows the firefighters in on a scene of a crime or a crisis with a water bottle and they really hate that hes there. Cause he just squirts all the people in the face that are in peril and the firefighters are like we are trying to save this person. The thirst responder is like "They look thirsty to me" and he like squirts them in the face. The firefighters dont know where he came from but its a sad story when you really go back in time. The poor guy watched someone thirst to death in a building that wasnt on fire. After that he thought anyone who was in trouble is probably thirsty so he carries water and Gatorade around with him. The police just cant catch him cause hes wanted for a lot of things like not being the place where hes supposed to be

Jermey is such a thirst responder

by Vadoom335 November 1, 2017

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