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Thirds

The standard Mexican Mafia tax on illicit proceeds in prison or on the street.
Ex. 1

Prosecutor: Are you familiar with the concept of thirds?

Boxer: Yes, thirds.

Prosecutor: What's that?

Boxer: Thirds is the standard tax on anybody, particularly for individuals coming into a prison setting. Anybody coming in with drugs or any illegal material, any contraband, they're required to give us a third, the Mexican Mafia members a third.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, Testimony in USA v. Jaimez et al., September 12, 2018

Ex. 2

Boxer: I got an assignment for you. There's a trap house in Boyle Heights run by a dude named Nico. He's bragging about being tax free. It's on Matthews across the street from the high school--

Savage: --Isn't that the school where Jaimie Escalante taught calculus to all them cholos and jainas?

Boxer: Uh huh. And like Mr. Escalante, you're gonna teach Nico some math. Specifically, how the concept of thirds works. Make sure he knows that La Cliqua sends its regards.
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hey let me get thirds on that square
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thirds

Mixture of thoughts and words. See second definition of ord.
"Thirds!!!!"
by P-Diddler June 30, 2003
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Thirds

Hi nick and Yajat
Damn they’re gonna get thirds
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thrashed thirds

that hoe was loose like thrashed thirds
by whoreydildo January 3, 2011
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turdy thirds

1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.

2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time
1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds

2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS
by anarchicphantom November 13, 2005
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Stacking Thirds

When three men each have a third (1/3) of an erection, and combine their efforts to achieve one (1) full erection.
Damn Girl! My friend and I think you're kind of fine. When our buddy-who sort of agrees-gets here, we'll be Stacking Thirds to Folsom Prison.
by Dogstar Reeves July 22, 2010
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