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thickety thick

A girl with extra thickness, (meaning a more filled out buttox, thighs, waist, and legs). she is not fat, but has more than a little something extra to her. she takes thickness to a new extreme, borderline pudgy.

there are several kinds of thickety thickness:

exhibit A: the "i'm just a lazy piece of shit so i dont want to work out" kind of thick

exhibit B: the "i have a boyfriend so i can eat whatever i want now and play mad sex games so it doesnt matter what i look like" kind of thick

exhibit c: the "I drink way too much beer and am a loser so i dont want to work out" kind of thick

exhibit D: the "i want to be a video vixen and be on the cover of a mixtape called Matrezz Muziic so i want to be thick" kind of thick

and finally, exhibit E: the AU NATURAL THICK GURL. can be found on your local street corner
... oh shit that girl's THICKETY THICK.

guy 1- daaang look at dat azzz... she is so THIIICKK.
guy 2- naw dude she is more than dat, that girl is THICKETY THICK.
by videovixen69 February 21, 2011
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Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.
"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011
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thicket

A supreme scrub or person who demonstrates a excessive amount of scrubbyness. Typically a person who is not majestic in any way. However, not all scrubs are thickets, as scrubs can be fabulous.
Spencer was being such a thicket today.
by MiserableScrub March 18, 2015
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thicket

The collective noun for a group of Chav's.
"Look at those wankers"
"You mean a Thicket..."
"No wankers"
"A group of chav's is called a Thicket"
"Yeah wankers..."
by Spyro18 February 8, 2005
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THICCKE

When you are the biggest boy/ or feminine unit in the school sort of like asserting dominance and then proving self worth.
Damn thats one THICCKE nibba.
THICCKE when you are the biggest of your gender and assert dominance and proving self worth.
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panty thicket

An extra large overgrowth in your nether region in which small animals burrow and take up residency.
Bambi decided to make his home in your panty thicket.
by Sean.cox610 January 20, 2018
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thickets

a disease that infects young girls and causes an abnormally round, juicy ass to develop. The origin of the disease is not fully known, though genetics may contribute. Most likely it is due to eating too much hormone-induced meat while in adolescence. The disease is contagious only in the sense that once you have a girl with this disease, your appetite for others becomes insatiable.
Dwayne: "Damn son look at Thickie Lake over there with all that ass!"

J: "yeah she got a classic case of the thickets!"
by steady.elegance May 12, 2009
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