1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy
2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting
Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"
Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...
A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more
Retardedloser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =]