Therapist

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.

People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

Therapistical

Something a therapist would say

1 ‘ Im Dumb ‘

2 ‘ no ‘
1 ‘ ok ‘

2 was therapistical

by oliver o November 13, 2020

therapists

A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists

Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery

by Lilparkczar December 8, 2007

Therapist

A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...

Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?

by Skelectory April 8, 2009

Therapist

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

by Sambrown November 12, 2015

Therapist

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.

by Zazzy&TheDankos January 5, 2018

Therapist

You need it.

GET SOME FUCKING HELP. GET A THERAPIST. TREAT YOURSELF NOW.

by Goofy Plush September 17, 2023