Boyfriend Theory of Relativity

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.

The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.

It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.

Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.

by Mayhem Burns January 1, 2012

Omar’s theory of relativity

When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever

Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?

by Brun_Omars May 13, 2019

einsteins theory of relativity

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

by Aky July 18, 2006

Rooftop Theory of Relativity

The "Rooftop Theory of Relativity" was created in the early summer of 2007. It is named such because at the time of its creation the theorists were conversing on the rooftop of their residence. The theory is rather simple and is described as follows: "Everything is relative."

The Rooftop Theory of Relativity is applicable and appropriate for all occasions.

by steako October 7, 2008

Theory of Elasticity of Relativity

A framework proposing that relativity itself has elastic properties—that relativistic effects (time dilation, length contraction) are manifestations of spacetime's elasticity, and that this elasticity can be tuned or engineered. Theory of Elasticity of Relativity suggests that what we call "relativistic effects" aren't just passive responses to motion but active deformations of the relativistic fabric. If relativity is elastic, we might learn to control it—stretching time, compressing space, engineering the relativistic response.

Theory of Elasticity of Relativity "Time dilation stretches time; length contraction compresses space. Elasticity of Relativity says these aren't just effects—they're manifestations of spacetime's elasticity. And if spacetime is elastic, maybe we can engineer the stretch. Not just experiencing relativity, but controlling it."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Theory of Causality of Relativity

A framework examining how relativity transforms causality—how motion, gravity, and acceleration affect causal relationships. Theory of Causality of Relativity asks: What happens to cause and effect when time dilates? When space contracts? When frames of reference disagree on simultaneity? The theory explores relativity's implications for causality, asking whether causality itself is relative or absolute.

Theory of Causality of Relativity "Two events, two observers—one says A caused B, the other says B caused A. Relativity allows that. Causality of Relativity asks: what does causality mean when it's relative? Is there an absolute causal order beneath the appearances? The theory seeks the invariant in the relativistic flux."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Theory of the Relativity of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics are not absolute but relative—that their form, interpretation, and even validity may depend on frame of reference, scale, or context. Building on Einstein's insight that the laws of electromagnetism take the same form in all inertial frames, this theory extends the principle: perhaps all laws are relational, perhaps what counts as a "law" depends on the observer's situation, perhaps laws are invariant only under certain transformations and break down at boundaries. The relativity of physical laws might explain why quantum mechanics and general relativity seem incompatible—they're laws for different contexts, different scales, different frames. The theory suggests that absolute, context-independent laws may be a fiction; what we call laws are relationships that hold within domains.

Theory of the Relativity of the Laws of Physics Example: "His theory of the relativity of the laws of physics suggested that quantum mechanics and general relativity aren't fundamentally incompatible—they're just descriptions of the same reality from different frames, like wave and particle descriptions of light. The laws are relative to the scale at which you ask."

by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026