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The Wobbler

The Wobbler is a person, a thing, a god. its everything, and nothing, and VERY attractive. No man can resist. In mayan cultures it was considered the sun god. to the early sixties, black people called it 'big booties'.

From this phenomenon, a religious and scientific subject is created. Wobblism, the belief of the Wobbler, is for the people with deep love for the wobbler, and includes thy 10 commandments. as for wobblerology, it is the scientific study which includes the element Wobble (Wo), which is still being experimented on today. this element is very reactive and radio active.

As for history, it has been said from the beginning of time the wobbler was present. it was past from generation to generation, now is located in Brussels, Belgium, and its location is on (not mentioning name) the person with the initials D.C. and is female. in the early times the between was considered the holy grail, and there was no end to this bottomless awesomeness.

please fund the GluteusMaximus Wobbler foundation to help us investigate this phenomenon.
DAAAYYUUMM, check out the wobbler today. its vibrations are shaking me up... and the size has increased 3.563 %!!
by TheGluteusMaximus May 29, 2011
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The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt
My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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wobbling the knob

Haven't had any in a week... I think I'm about to resort to wobbling the knob.
by Bigg Mike Version 2 August 3, 2007
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the concrete wabble swabble

when you slam your cock onto wet concrete and it creates the imprint of your cock onto it, where you then cum into the mold made by your own cock and girl sits on the combination of wet concrete and semen to become impregnated.
me: me and my girl did the concrete wabble swabble
by sweraq January 23, 2026
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wobbly.the.waterballoon

Wobbly the Waterballoon is an amazing tiktok account where 3 sisters make incredible videos about a water balloon named Wobbly!
person 1: wobbly.the.waterballoon is an amazing tiktok account! did you see their new video?

person 2: no I haven’t! please show me!
by AmOnGuS123 June 6, 2021
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Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
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