Waddles

A round girl. Often masturbates with a vibrating razor. Sucks guys off frequently, but does not let them cum.

Has sex with a manager and co-worker at the same time. Sells drugs, most commonly prescription.

Has trouble adjusting to college 15 minutes down the road.

"Wow look at Waddles. She sure has grown exponentially."

Girl: Hey! Wanna buy some adohral?
Boy: No Waddles. Go away.

Fucking waddles. What a cunt. Huge.

by People Who Hate Waddles December 22, 2010

Waddle

Noun. Refers to a collection of three or more overweight lesbians grouped together, at least one of which must be a bull.

I would have been here sooner but the entire sidewalk was blocked by a six lesbian Waddle !

by Rantguy May 3, 2011

waddles

Uber Huge Black Guy

Damn, that guy is mostdef a Waddles.

by Rudd00 January 10, 2009

Waddles

-noun
1. Any person or persons who take it up the butt every night. (Usually they waddle when they walk)

ex.
"I heard Zach likes to take it up the butt.
Hahaha waddles"

by Annonymous123241234 June 1, 2011

waddle

A charming gait usually seen in children or young animals. Use of the waddle grants these youngsters powers of persuasion and influence rarely seen in others. Without exception these powers are used to raise smiles and scatter happiness.

Her paws demonstrated a perfect waddle. Enough to make that family offer her a forever home.

by mand.mlc December 31, 2016

waddle waddle bird

a waddle waddle bird is a cute bird that waddles, often remembered as lived in Antartica, extremely adorable little fellas that waddle on ice or land but is really quick at swimming

Did you see that waddle waddle bird in the aquarium? IT WAS SO CUTE!

by rosevcbes January 28, 2023

Waddle

to really ass-beat someone, like a huge spanking that really seems non-ending.

Boy, did Mom waddle little Jimmy!

by Devon Mintuck September 7, 2006