The March Treatment

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

The Johnson Treatment

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.

by Katy B. November 25, 2006

the miller treatment

being cock teased by a girl only to be left blue balled and told in the end by her that you are "just friends"

I met this really hot girl last night and took her home only to get the miller treatment.

by xoxocg February 25, 2008

The March Treatment

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest while pinning her arms underneath your legs, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

The Loki Treatment

A term to describe being/getting choked the same way Loki did in Avengers Infinity War. Sometimes may lead to death.

PERSON 1: "I want you to choke me so hard!!"
PERSON 2: "Oh you want some of the Loki Treatment"

by Danny12220 June 12, 2018

The K Treatment

Saying "k." in a conversation repeatedly. This is usually used towards someone you don't like, someone who won't stop talking to you, or when there is just nothing else to say. It tends to be a bad thing to receive the k treatment and is not a compliment.

He kept talking to me and asking me if we could hang out even after I was ignoring him so I gave him the k treatment, I think he finally got the message that I'm not interested.

by ktreatment February 20, 2011

the sean treatment

A person on an instant messenger service (such as msn) which lives to annoy his or her contacts through a series of carefully thought out strategies and or utter nuisance. The sean treatment often involves receiving countless 'nudges' (msn feature), vague answers to simple questions --- replying with either "..." or "some would say that" and even using the silent treatment to infuriate their contacts. The sean treatment has an unpredictable life-span as people who simply cannot stand the constant annoyance will block them, whereas people who require them for information and opinions (or general chat) have to put up with these shenanigans.

The sean treatment involves varying levels of annoyance, depending on the persons mood and whether or not they are antogonised. In extreme levels, constant nudging is followed by endless silent periods and bascially anything that is typed to them in this time is followed by a "..." --- some say that if two similar people are ever to be added to the same conversation, the world will end soon after.

>>> Jeff: oi bro... that chick that just added me is one of your friends. is she ne hot? or is she a mess... cuz if its the latter im gonna give the bitch the sean treatment in hope that she'll block me.

or

>>> Trent: ffs im trying to fucking work. do u want me to fucking block u cunt? this time ill make it a one month block + delete.

Mick: <nudge>
Mick: ...
Mick: <nudge>

Trent: <block + delete>

Mick: what a fucken puss

by omg i am wtf uber July 16, 2007