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the big swipe

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.
After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!
by Bad C dev March 10, 2022
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Swipe the Badge

Term used when a female masturbates, (badge sounds like vag when pronounced correctly)

Vb form: Swiping the badge
"she totally wanted to swipe the badge in there, we all heard her."
"What a tramp."
by Morge May 22, 2009
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The Ball Swipe Test

An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.

The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.
Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?

Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.
by J$BazookaRAy April 21, 2011
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Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.
"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"
by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008
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swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.
During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.
by Deezlunch November 14, 2017
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The Fuck Off Swipe

When someone calls you and you slide them over to voicemail, this is equivalent to flipping them off, and is highly offensive to the other party.
* homie rings*
You: * send to voicemail*
Homie:
Aw hell nah! They did not just give me the fuck off swipe!
by AgginSaggin July 26, 2016
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swipe in the club

Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.
"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."

"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013
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