by Elvis with a Bra on His Head August 27, 2005
Soo·nered
/ˈso͞onərd/
Verb
To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.
/ˈso͞onərd/
Verb
To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.
by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2015
1) People who snuck in to stake claim on Oklahoma land before the Land Run of 1889.
2) Now defined as an individual who travels ahead of the human procession.
3) Nickname of the University of Oklahoma athletic teams.
2) Now defined as an individual who travels ahead of the human procession.
3) Nickname of the University of Oklahoma athletic teams.
1) Jack was a sooner so he got the best land that was available in the Land Run of 1889.
2) I would rather be a sooner than wait for things to go my way.
3) The Oklahoma Sooner football team has seven national championships in the modern era.
2) I would rather be a sooner than wait for things to go my way.
3) The Oklahoma Sooner football team has seven national championships in the modern era.
by roxifict October 4, 2004
A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would just shut up. Other synonyms include whiner, crybaby, embarassment to football.
The Sooners lost to Oregon and haven't stopped complaining since. Perhaps they should pay more attention to the salary their starting quarterback receives at a car dealership (severe cheating) and less attention to a couple of miscalls.
by Jaheim September 22, 2006
A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.
Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.
Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.
'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'
by TeaPee March 14, 2006
Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.
by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012