When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
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by Smac141 April 2, 2015
Get the The Staten Island snapper mug.the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011
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The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence
The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence
by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019
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- Hi bro. Did you see the pictures in "the snappening"?
- Yeah man. There were many pictures of my junk, but luckily none of them with my face on.
- Yeah man. There were many pictures of my junk, but luckily none of them with my face on.
by Shase October 13, 2014
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generally played around the age of 14.
generally played around the age of 14.
by hepburn May 14, 2008
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