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Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.
Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.
by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017
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the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.
"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."
by Strange Quark January 11, 2009
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The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.
Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!
by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025
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get the scorpions off your nipples

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass
They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples
by BABYOIL March 23, 2012
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The Scorpions

One of the greatest classic rock bands. They have over 20 albums and my favourite album by The Scorpions is Acoustica
Hey dude i was listening to the acoustic version of Huricane 2000 and it was friggin awesome! I love the scorpions.
by cb_32 July 1, 2006
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the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.
is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?
by alan October 21, 2004
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The pretty Scorpio bookworm

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“
by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021
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