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the rubies that I gave up

When you are in a relationship and lose your closest friends because of it. // When you give up your rubies for a relationship that is doomed to fail.
"When we got together, everything was so perfect and now everything is going bad and I think about everything I gave up for him. All my friends - all the rubies that I gave up.“
by fionashaw March 10, 2023
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Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"
by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024
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The Texas Rubdown

The act of rubbing somebodies body in a fine sexual fashion.
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by Yung Corduroy Da Boss December 2, 2010
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