the royal we

The We is the King or Queen and God. It was originally in recognition that royalty derives its power from appointment by God.

"We are not amused." The King (or Queen) is acting as Gods representative on Earth and is letting the recipent know that neither of them are amused.

by We-ner November 23, 2003

the royal we

The use of "we" as a replacement for "I" by couples who are so entwined in each other they can't figure out who's who.

"We went to go see a movie."
"We don't want to talk to you anymore"
"We love each other soooo much"

by couple hater November 10, 2003

the royal we

A must to avoid. Use the editorial we, if necessary, but only if absolutely necessary.

We live in a democratic society

by big foot mae June 9, 2004

the royal we

A reference to ones Johnson when one is so obsessed with Poontang and thinks ones member is the total cats meow. Length and girth are usually found to be at miniscule levels.

Come, my dear, let me introduce you to the royal we!

by Lord Meatclown August 12, 2004

the royal wee

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

by bob the peasant February 21, 2009

The Royal Wedding

The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.

The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.

British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!

Rest of World: Who even cares?

by Fighting Fit May 14, 2011

the royal whistle is wet your highness

Baby, my pussy is wet (I am horny). Come take care of me, please ;)

The royal whistle is wet your highness!

by tuboludo October 11, 2013