The Randy Phinney

swinging like a boss while keeping it tight and hitting for the quick money, long and short, to pocket up high and in the rear.

The Randy Phinney: Man, I pulled the ol' Randy Phinney off last week on a tip for a quick in and out hat trick turn around, then I went out and banged a few strippers on boat. Now I'm broke with Herpes.

The Randy Phinney by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

The Randy Meatball Invitational 

The greatest meatball based Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournament of all time, dedicated to the one and only Randy Meatball

(aka the ANNUAL Randy Meatball Invitational; the RMI; the Randy Meatball Invitational Tournament; etc.)

Ron DeFitzSimpson: yo bro I just won the Randy Meatball Invitational

Margaret: #hypecore!! now can you buy some food other than meatballs with your winnings?

Ron DeFitzSimpson: hell no!!

The Randy Meatball Invitational by fgbgob June 1, 2025

Getting the Randy 

Being dragged into a chat or forum conversation one was not initially part of by way of insult.

Jenny: "Fucking sheep. This country makes me sick."

Randy: "Was it Jarome? I've told him and told him, but does he listen? No, And he always chooses the ugliest ones, too."

Jarome: "what the fuck Randy? lol"

Getting the Randy

Getting the Randy by Sofakat December 20, 2012

Randy in the Randy 

When any number of Unitarian youth attending the summer camp Unirondack lock themselves in the only bathroom on lower camp and engage in various forms of group-conducted sexual activity.

Male 1: Hey! Lets go get Randy in the Randy!
Female 1-6: HELL YES!
Male 2-6: aww yea man! Lets get RRRANDY!
Counselors: Get the condoms! Code Randy in the Randy! Thunderbirds are go!

Randy in the Randy by ThomasCock August 29, 2010

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson 

A character portrayed by Mickey Rourke in the terrific movie, The Wrestler. A burnout who lives for the fast times and glory of life at the expense of paying the obvious consequences. A wrestler who was once big time and still dreams about getting back on top. A man of passion that lives for the instant gratification of things in life. A flawed man, but one with good intentions. Some people say there's strong Christian symbolism with the film that can draw parallels with the character Randy and Jesus Christ. One of the many examples people use to support this claim is Randy sacrificed his blood and body for his followers. And near the end of the film where Randy goes on the top rope reminds people of Jesus in his crucifixion. Not to mention that 'The Ram' is the second most important animal in the bible, and probably the second best metaphor choice for Jesus next to Lion.

Did you see Mickey Rourke's portrayal of Randy 'The Ram' Robinson in the movie The Wrestler? It was terrific...

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson by PeteThePrince February 19, 2009

The Ol' Randy 

Where you tie a man to a tree and fill every one of his orifices with hotdogs.

That new kids a loser, lets give him The Ol' Randy

The Ol' Randy by UAatDb July 9, 2016

Randy the Helpful Pineapple 

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.

Randy the Helpful Pineapple says…

Randy the Helpful Pineapple by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003