by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2008
by CheapAlert March 04, 2004
by Photonbeam September 19, 2019
Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
by Durban Ictionary April 12, 2007
When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
by Dirty P November 01, 2013
A Raisin
Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?
Guy 2: No, it's raisin.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
Guy 2: No, it's raisin.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
by Dysfunctional.Asian August 16, 2017
When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.
Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.
by Phydeaux The Grate August 11, 2009