Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker
Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all
by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk April 19, 2018
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observate

to observe a person place or thing.
can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.
by jonathan owens November 11, 2007
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Observancy

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking
"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."
by dcfreak22 March 08, 2010
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Observance

Noticing or seeing your crush or person thats hot.
Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.
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The observer

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep
"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"
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Observer

One of the stupidest users of this system.
OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.
by Bush Sux April 20, 2004
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brittish daily observer
by I am erica oedibush September 30, 2003
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