Nard

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

by Swag daddy max out May 16, 2014

Nards

A word commonly used in annoyance, to express dismay or agitation

Oh Nards, I totally forgot

by Lilly belle April 27, 2014

Nards

A word used usually instead of "Oh Shit" as a disguise so that people will not know you used that word.

Teacher: Ok class, you have a five-page essay, due tomorrow!

Julie: Aww NARDS!

by ProdigyD November 06, 2012

Narding

When a male procedes to stick his nose into another mans anal cavity

I love narding with my pals!

by seth03 June 16, 2011

nard

the combo of a nark and a nerd

used by bros to describe anyone not chill

bro1: yo.. that kids sucha nard
bro2: i know. so not chill...
bro1: fuck it. lets lax
bro2: aight

by brosel August 17, 2010

Nard

To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.

"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."

by blackhamster March 02, 2015

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 25, 2003