Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

matador

to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.

Damn, Yep Roc got totally matadored.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

The Matador

When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released

"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".

by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011

Matador

Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up

Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me

by The REal Paul Collins February 20, 2009

The Matador

When your having sex doggystyle and you ram your partners head into the headboard or wall so hard it knocks them out. You then throw the covers over their head and scream Olé!

My wife got me a tie for my birthday so I gave her The Matador later that night.

by CLIckAble August 19, 2016

Matador

A man who has a parted beard or has the ability to part his beard.

"Look, another Matador walking around".

by Denny Brad July 23, 2011

matador

A drink that consists of three shots of tequila and a can of Red Bull.
"Sounds like a pretty good bullfight to me!"

Bartender: "What can I get you?"
Me: "A Matador"

by Angela23 August 23, 2005