The Bastards who killed Michael Jackson to prevent him from Revealing the truth about the New World Order on July 8th,2009 during his concerts.
by TheTruth102 July 30, 2009
a product of human fear based dellusion.
A theory for those that need somthing to blame for the state of the world rather than admit it be the simple result of centuries of human stupidity.
A theory for those that need somthing to blame for the state of the world rather than admit it be the simple result of centuries of human stupidity.
"oh no, it cant can't possibly be that human habits force us to blame anyone but ourselves for everything that is bad in the world,.. there must be a big, bad, mean organisation conspiring to fuck things up for us. Lets call it 'the illuminati'"
by smeghead18 March 5, 2009
Elite masters of deception who want to control your mind, soul, and your body, and rule the entire world.
"Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body. Secret society, tryin to keep they eye on me." - LL Cool J
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ November 4, 2009
The Illuminati secret Freedom fighters that has been around for millennium seeking to enlighten the world and stop the Old world order Ran by Freemason Dictatorship bastards that have Deceived the world into thinking they are Illuminati that is not the case they are the Astor Family, Bundy Family, Collins Family, DuPont Family, Freeman Family, Kennedy Family, Li Family, Onassis Family, Reynolds Family, Rockefeller Family, Rothschild Family, Russel Family and the Van Duyn Family they have created almost every religion out there and they are all full of lies don't believe me do your own research. I hope you have become enlightened and awake to the world around you with this information my brothers and sisters. And Freemasons if you see this you've been found out you bastards.
Sources
armageddonconspiracy look that up and look up does the Illuminati rule the world? and click on the yahoo link
Sources
armageddonconspiracy look that up and look up does the Illuminati rule the world? and click on the yahoo link
by The Real Savior May 15, 2013
People usually mix up the Illuminati with Freemasons, and Satanic worshipers, although they are completely different. The Illuminati was a society that dates back to the 16th century that believed in science. The Illuminati rejected many of the claims that the Roman Catholic Church preached between themselves and believed in scientific evidence. Galileo, Copernicus, and many other notable scientists were part of the Illuminati and major leaders.
So Basically they are people who believed in science more than religion and they are NOT satanic. There are some conspiracy theories about their association with Masons and the US government, but these are merely CONSPIRACY THEORIES and not proven facts so don't go around saying that they killed Michael Jackson or that they are singers that sold their soul to Satan. They are simply people who believe in science; the common day belief that is spread around (especially between teenagers) is completely absurd and has no facts behind it.
For more information about the Illuminati research using reliable resources or if you are too lazy just read Dan Brown's "Angels and Demons."
So Basically they are people who believed in science more than religion and they are NOT satanic. There are some conspiracy theories about their association with Masons and the US government, but these are merely CONSPIRACY THEORIES and not proven facts so don't go around saying that they killed Michael Jackson or that they are singers that sold their soul to Satan. They are simply people who believe in science; the common day belief that is spread around (especially between teenagers) is completely absurd and has no facts behind it.
For more information about the Illuminati research using reliable resources or if you are too lazy just read Dan Brown's "Angels and Demons."
by Nina-IB March 29, 2011
Means "Enlightened" in Latin not "Eliminate" idiots. The Illuminati is apparently some bs conspiracy theory many believe because apparently anything with a triangle is a conspiracy. The Illuminati are apparently this ultra tight cult that has influenced foreign policy and will one day bring New World Order and make a one world Totalitarian regime and put subliminal messages all over the media we use and apparently somewhere Free Masons fit in all of this. This is stupid because if you were a cult trying to take over the world would you hide subliminal messages all over the internet and in other medias? No you wouldn't especially if people recognized it. There's no way that a one world government could even be likely to happen anytime soon. The Illuminati was actually a group of scholars and scientists the Catholic church around the 15th century employed but when this groups experiments and philosophical principles went against the church at the time the Catholic church marked them as a satanist cult and the Illuminati went into exile.
"It's a Pyramid dude! Illuminati!"
"No dude it's a triangle you retard, it's very common and a really good structure for buildings"
"No dude it's a triangle you retard, it's very common and a really good structure for buildings"
by Mrawesomesauce101 June 10, 2013
A supposed secret organisation that coincidentally everyone knows about. When ignorant people refuse to believe common sense, conspiracies such as 9/11 and the JFK assassination are formed. The illuminati are (allegedly) controlling everything in the world and are responsible for the death of anyone famous such as Biggie, Bob Marley, Michael Jackon and the list goes on for eternity.
It's based upon a real organisation from 18th century europe. The rumours started around about the same time as the internet grew popular (late 90's) and may be the earliest evidence of trolling.
People who believe in these stories are very arrogant and refuse to listen to reasoning and evidence and hypocritically accuse anyone who doesn't agree with them of ignorance.
It's based upon a real organisation from 18th century europe. The rumours started around about the same time as the internet grew popular (late 90's) and may be the earliest evidence of trolling.
People who believe in these stories are very arrogant and refuse to listen to reasoning and evidence and hypocritically accuse anyone who doesn't agree with them of ignorance.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear the government made 9/11 happen with bombs and shit!?!?!
Person 2: Yeah and Jay-z killed Tupac!
Person 3: I heard they killed Amy Winehouse so people would forget about the norway bombings.
Person 4 (who uses common sense): You shouldn't believe everything you read off the internet, the illuminati isn't even real.
Persons 1-3: Stop being so ignorant!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah and Jay-z killed Tupac!
Person 3: I heard they killed Amy Winehouse so people would forget about the norway bombings.
Person 4 (who uses common sense): You shouldn't believe everything you read off the internet, the illuminati isn't even real.
Persons 1-3: Stop being so ignorant!!!!!!
by The realest gamer October 27, 2011