grump

A particulary difficult yet ultimately satisfying bowel movement.

That was a hell of a grump I just took.

by meempants September 6, 2002

Grump

“A mythical Creature so elusive that to actually see one would bring untold good fortune” referenced in the movie One Week

I’m going to ride my motorcycle across Canada in search of Grumps

by I_M_CDN November 17, 2010

grump

1) the disposal of a bad attitude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) The byproduct of general grumpiness

agitated venting girlfriend: "We never do what I want to do! We always go to all the stupid bars YOU want and hang out with YOUR friends and...OMG these pants dont fit me anymore?!! FML"

boyfriend: "wow...sounds like someone needs to take a grump"

by tfortso January 18, 2011

Grump

To add an entry on Grumper.

I posted a grump today at Grumper.org, check it out!

by Asyra June 10, 2009

Grump

To take from, either Violently, Sexually, or Passively

1. Im gonna grump that bitches V-card tonight when shes wasted.
2. Im gonna go grump some fresh chipolte
3. Im going to grump your life on Call of Duty 4.

by fresh grundle December 15, 2008

grump

A poo that requires a minimum of 10 wipes or 6 wipes + 1 cottonelle.

Oh man, i gotta get to the bathroom and grump before Im sittin in a puddle of mud.

by JGLOW June 19, 2009

grumps

the act of precipitating saliva out of one's mouth, usually by a dog

Sanford the bulldog grumps a lot on the sidewalk.

by Theebag October 14, 2006