the goods

anything that keeps u busy

Alex: man whatre we supposed to do tonite.
Mike: dont worry bout all that,Taylor's bringin the goods later.

by Liz December 27, 2004

The Goods

Excellent Quality Or The Goods

This Shit Is The Goods.

by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

The goods

The goods can be anything and/or anyone.

Buck: Woah dude I want to get the goods all night long!!
Paul: The goods? whats that?
Buck: Yah know...the goods ;-)

P1: Jesus is the goods
P2: Woah seriously
P1: Fuck yah

EVERYTHINGS THE GOODS

by Maranda May 15, 2005

Check the goods

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

deliver the goods

to produce what is wanted.

i do not expect him to deliver the goods.

by the learner January 24, 2015

got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009