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glove

When you get a handjob from a hospital nurse
That bitch at the hospital gave me some good glove last night bro
by Narx January 25, 2020
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glove

verb: to ignore, to feign ignorance of, especially to default on a response to a greeting
I was walking down the street when I saw Jeff, so I was like "Hey Jeff" but he gloved me and just kept on walking.
by BG2 August 29, 2006
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Gloving

The act of putting a condom on a hand and then fisting an anus with that hand as to not get poop directly on the hand.
Michelle and I are trying more butt stuff but don't want to get shit everywhere.

Dude, just do gloving instead.

Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!
by Hondagloving July 6, 2017
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gloves

A slang term for a condom, as used in "Can I Get a What What" by Jay-Z.
Can I get a whoo whoo to these n**** from all my bitches who don't got love for n**** without gloves.
by Tim Lake January 28, 2006
mugGet the glovesmug.

Gloving it

When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.
Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!
by MrGloveIt April 5, 2011
mugGet the Gloving itmug.

glove

i forgot the gloves, so I jumped out on my girl.
by woowon March 2, 2009
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gloves

the things you wear on your hands you fucking moron..why are u looking this up
i wear gloves on my hands to keep them warm, and also so the fingerprints arent left on the gun i used to just shoot that jap
by bobby is gay January 5, 2005
mugGet the glovesmug.

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