Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Fountain of Youth

A pedophile's meat.

Creepapotamus: "Have a sip from the Fountain of Youth, baby."

by John, A Goat from Space November 4, 2011

fountain of youth

euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth

How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth

by Algernon June 26, 2007

Fountain of Youth

A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.

(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."

by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009

fountain of youth

when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain

I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.

by mike ellisio November 19, 2007

fountain of youth

in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.

Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.

Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?

Greg: Did a fountain of youth.

Joe: Word.

by bread&butter August 23, 2011

Fountain of Youth

The act of "squirting" on your partner for enjoyment. AKA Money Shot. Fountain for a geyser and youth because, well...thats where babies come from.

"I stood right over him and worked my clit until I gave him a huge fountain of youth.

by TheZenMaster October 15, 2012