Extendo

An enhanced enforced amount
Stop calling me four-eyed because I wear glasses my shit extendo nigga.
by _andrvs_ October 24, 2017
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extendo clip

Slang terminology for an extended magazine, typically referring to a 30-round magazine for a Glock 17 or 19, also known as a happy mag.
Niggaz be slumpin' after I hit them with the extendo clip.
by Munchma Quchi () November 21, 2015
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Extendo-penis

A long shlong.

Or a shlong which becomes long.
"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"

"Of course I do."
by Dathom September 24, 2023
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extendo friend

An individual who you only socially interact with when a mutual friend of both of you is present. Without the link holding you two, you both have no reason to talk making it awkward with out the friend.
"Hey! Have you heard from Nina since Matt's birthday party?"
"Nah man, she's an extendo friend to me. I don't really know her."
by ffffffffffffff3343555 March 23, 2017
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Extendo-Dick

1) Any device/pill that increases the size of the penis.

2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).

3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
1) Phil: "Hey man can I borrow some extendo-dick pills like Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, Extenze or somethin like that?"

Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"

Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."

Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."

Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."

3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.
by SleepFaster January 15, 2012
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extendo fag

When you extend your pee pee to get that boi pooosay
Hey boy i'm about to extendo fag yo ass
Boy: YES MOMMY
by Mommyhole August 25, 2018
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extendo-flogger

1.A piece of tubing that usually rides on the back side of a vacuum that can be removed and attached to the vacuum hose. It usually extends out several times to make it able to reach the tops of walls and corners. The extendo-flogger is versatile and can also be used for turning around quickly and whacking a naughty child or animal.
2. any long extendable object with vaguely sexual conotations.
1. I was vacuuming the cobwebs in the corner with my extendo-flogger and suddenly had to reach around and spank the dog who was running off with my sandwich.
2. That man had my extendo-flogger waving it around yelling, "Hey baby, you want a piece of this."
by mageepet January 28, 2009
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