The guy on the couch.

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.

The guy on the couch.

by Untraced March 19, 2011

Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

by pinohkio December 18, 2011

low in the couch

When someone has had so much to driink that they are slouched down in the couch very close to pass out phase.

How many drinks have you had? You are seriously low in the couch.

by Chucktowngirl72 September 5, 2012

Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022

jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

by Asher77 September 2, 2005

jumping the couch

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.

Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.

by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014