cron

retard

you’re such a freaking cron

by hayswizzle March 31, 2018

The Cron

The slang name for the Omicron variant of Covid-19, used by all the Gen Zers and their peers.

Use of the slang name ‘The Cron’ is so infectious that after only five days millions of people were using it giving it an R rate of 7.

First coined 16.12.2021

“Did you hear about how flippin’ millions of people have The Cron?”
“Yeah, it cancelled another holiday for Jenn, Bubz and Margery”

by Bring-Rown-Beer December 16, 2021

Cron

to squeeze a woman's boob until it explodes into a bloody/and/or milky mess.

Chick - I'm so sore from last night

Chick 2 - why?

Chick - my boyfriend gave me a Cron.

by pj9000 March 07, 2009

cron

A teacher who loves eating and selling popcorn

"Yo, I went to that cron on the street, and his popcorn tastes great!'

by Benjimatthews March 13, 2017

cron

A very hillarous way to say 'Corn'. originated by steve's brother Elliot when they were youngn's. Cron is very tasty and can be eaten while camping, lazying, or eating. See CORN.

"MM! I can't WAIT to taste the great smelling CRON!"
"CROOOONNN, CROOONNN"

by Annecarolalso August 17, 2003

cron de la cron

chronic stinky piece of cannabis.

Akram says: This is some nice cron de la cron

by Logic69 January 07, 2008

crons on deck

marijuana for sale
"Yo blood, I got crons on deck."

i got crons on deck

by Jacques Strap March 26, 2005