Corking

When you have to shit so bad but its not the right time so you have to clench your butt tight like its a cork in a wine bottle.

man i have to shit so bad i'm corking right now.

by BellyRing March 30, 2016

corking

When you wear a personal flotation device (PFD aka life vest) because you have been consuming alcoholic beverages and want to float in a body of water without drowning.

I really miss corking on the Russian River!

by misstakenfor December 02, 2019

Cork

Co. Cork the biggest County in Ireland. It is in the provence of Munster. People from this county are known to be arrogant and cocky. Indeed they have reason to be. A beautiful county steeped in history, both political and sporting. The great Michael Collins who fought and won independance for 26 of the 32 counties of Ireland came from Cork. Cork also have won 30 All-Ireland titles in the Irish sport of Hurling and add to that 6 in Gaelic Football. Cork only second to Co. Galway in beauty and greatness.

Do you live in Cork?

by Brendan77 May 13, 2006

Corked

When a female is on period and currently has a tampon in, preventing anything from coming out or going in.

Damn, that chick was such a bitch. She must be corked.

by Hilary and Dennis October 06, 2009

Corking

During a gay 69 “also called an eleven”, the guy on the top is corking the guy on bottom’s mouth.

“The property brothers, season 3, episode 2, displayed a new granite countertop in the kitchen and subsequently proceeded to allow Drew to start corking a splayed Johnathon.

“He yelled, there ain’t no give in this granite”’

by Notthepropbros June 12, 2022

corking

The act of holding your bowels inside for as long as possible, even days.

He's been corking for a week now, i'm sure he's toxic

by Trini Grasshopper February 28, 2008

Cork

When someone prevents a female from scoring.

Cindy: I didn't mean to cork you.
Lauren: Then why'd you bring up my ex in front of him?

by KingOfTheMountains December 21, 2009