The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

by PTWL November 14, 2018

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The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

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The Wind Cries Mary

A phrase for when you smell weed in the vicinity, on a person, in the air, or just in general. Also referring to the potency of the plant.

"Dammit Shawn! Have you been smoking without me? I know you're lying, the wind cries Mary!"
"Shit son, the Mary cries like the wind. I think I'm gonna have to sit down."

by sabata March 28, 2015

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The Wind Up

When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.

Another word: *Pitch*

"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

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