Play the upside down piano

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"

...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

by Mark "House" Thomas April 2, 2007

Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

The reverse upside-down cowgirl

Having a girl with her shoulders on the mattress, floor, ect. as you are crouching over head with her ass, and back. facing you.(Only for those who are flexible)

-crouching pussy, buried snake- "Japanese nock off porno"

The reverse upside-down cowgirl. Not for over sized girls. would result in manslaughter. Or over sized men, would result in suffocation meaning murder. it is a weight descrimitive move.

by Wicked Demon July 29, 2009

The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca

When you take someone's harry ass, vagina, or penis and rub your face all around there crab infested pubes.

I was giving my girlfriend The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca.

by Mikey Mozzarella March 18, 2011

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

upside down taco with the meat hanging out

When a girls cooter lips are too short and her pink junk is showing.

Merry came out of the shower the other night showing her upside down taco with the meat hanging out. Scary!

by Shardcard February 17, 2007

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018