Shit's on the Horizon

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon

worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"

by Foot Juice Solutions July 7, 2010

Shit's about to hit the fan

A saying used when information is just discovered that will completely change everything.

Dude, did you hear that Jane slept with Declan?

Are you kidding me? Shit's about to hit the fan!

by erin348 July 23, 2010

The devil's shit

A bowel movement that looks like an upside down cross when observed between your legs as you sit on the toilet.

Christina and I had tex-mex last night, she told me this morning she took the devil's shit.

by Fritzanus February 21, 2019

Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

by Trumpsuvksass January 1, 2019

Shit's in the Bag

synonymous with shit is going down

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?

Yeah, shit's in the bag now son!!!

by Sniggaaa May 21, 2011

Shit's in the skillet

A high five followed by a sizzling sound.

Brian: Hey Conor, put some Shit's in the skillet. Both: Tsssssssssss

by Yockman September 20, 2009

oh shit it's the cops

A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016