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The Scary Door

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
by rzhhhh July 17, 2010
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The Scarface

After unleashing one’s boner marrow into a whore’s mouth and she has the audacity to spit out your load, you proceed to bitch slap her across the face while wearing a ring, (preferably backhanded but forehanded is acceptable too). As long as it tears her facial tissue, leaving a scar that will remind that whore to never spit out your cum again. You then shove her face in the ground, (creating another gash in her face), and make her slurp it up off the floor and swallow it like a true whore.
That whore Marci spit out my cummies, so I felt obligated to give her my specialty, The Scarface.

I busted a huge load in Marci’s mouth, but I had to Scarface her when she didn’t swallow every last drop.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass May 23, 2019
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The Scary Guy

A philosopher, educator and teacher. The Scary Guy delivers emotional intelligence education programs worldwide. He has dedicated his life to the elimination of Hate, Violence and Prejudice worldwide. Scary has worked with over 7 million people around the world promoting peace through the teaching of Love and Acceptance of all people. His audience consists of both youth and adults on an individual, community and society level, unaware of how they are using negative energy to meet their needs. He teaches people to understand that they have the power to create change in their own world through taking full responsibility for all of their own behavior in the form of words and actions as Energy.
The Scary Guy philosopher educator teacher emotional intelligence wikipedia
by CATHRONIC August 16, 2011
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the scarn

An iconic dance move, popularized by the hit Threat Level Midnight. Its steps are as follows: you jump to the right, and shake the hand, and you jump to the left, and shake that hand. Meet new friends, tie that yarn.
That’s how you do the Scarn.
“There’s a whole crowd of people out there who need to learn how to do the Scarn.”
by _deer_god December 9, 2017
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The Scarf of Sexual Preference

A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
by faded007 December 21, 2010
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the scaries

The specific type of hangover filled with doubt, regret, the shakes, and an overall feeling of self disgust. The scaries happen ordinarily the morning a day drinking blackout.
"Bro, I don't know what happened all I did was drink a bottle of vodka then everything went all black eyed peas. I hope I didn't do done something stupid. I think I have the scaries..."
by Tommy T 85 September 1, 2013
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The Scarlet Letter

A horrific torture device devised by Nathaniel Hawthorne in 1850. Since then, English teachers across America have been using it to mentally maim their students, as this book can cause brain anuerisms and seizures within five minutes of reading. The only *human being* that has ever finished the book without damaging himself is Chuck Norris.
In Guantanamo Bay, the interrogators utilize the Scarlet Letter as a highly effective extraction tool.
by Doctor Gem December 17, 2008
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