The Royal Raccoon 

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.

The Royal Raccoon by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003

raccoon in the basement 

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

raccoon in the basement by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016

Raccoon in the Attic 

You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.

Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?

Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.

Raccoon in the Attic by RWClassABoomer March 5, 2009

The Raccoons 

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

The Raccoons by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.

Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.

The Racoon by S.E.S. October 29, 2008

The Raccon 

Must be at the girls house. Baning her doggystlye then bust hot mayo all over her back run out of the house and kick over all her trach can's and scream Raccon!!!

I pulled the raccon on one eyed mary last night

The Raccon by J Pizzel November 9, 2007

thomas the raccon 

A little bitch

i fucking hate thomas the raccon

thomas the raccon by thomastheraccon February 20, 2019