The Olive Garden

A term used when talking about having sex with an ex girlfriend/boyfriend after you already broke up with them.

Term stems out of the idea that nobody means to go to the Olive Garden, they just end up there.

1)That's the guy that dumped my last year. We are so going to the Olive Garden later.

2)A week after we broke up we went to the Olive Garden.  It was way awkward afterwards.

by damber3222 October 28, 2009

rinsing the olives

Gently caressing a full ball sac pre-coitus; also a metaphor for being overly laudatory in media coverage

Man, Peter King was rinsing the olives of the NFL with his column today.

by PFTCommenterJr December 25, 2014

tainting the olive

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009

Unvirgining the Olive Oil

When you go to the store, grab a bottle of virgin olive oil, and bring it to the big bathroom stall. Insert your shl0ng and use it until you nut, then put it back on the shelf.

I'm unvirgining the olive oil, mom!

by thiccerdaddynuggets March 16, 2023

The Olive

A sexual term for when you stick a Pimento Pepper slice into your Piss Hole and present it to a female. If done correctly it will resemble a stuffed olive. She will attempt to suck the Pimento Pepper out mimicking sucking the pepper out of an olive. Giving her a goal will push her to be the best. Keeping time for later comparison is optional.

"Bro, I surprised that slut with The Olive last night and she knew exactly what to do. I think she beat that last girl's record by 45 seconds. Truly Amazing"

by Gospeedgo May 3, 2009

dropping the olives

a euphemism for the nasty business that happened last night, to be used in polite company

"Hey Teej, I heard you and Pam dropped some olives last night"

"Yes, Kim, it was quite messy to clean up"

by Kim April 20, 2005

Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.

Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022