octopus

The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.

She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.

by dinoMothaFuckinSaur October 12, 2010

octopus

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

by Downstrike October 08, 2006

octopus

1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.

"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!

by shuttershades July 03, 2010

Octopus

an orgy with 8 girls

hey bro did you hear about the octopus chad had with the chi omega girls last night?

by Fort Collins HS November 30, 2020

Octopus

A creature with a head and eight dicks used to massage the vagina

Brenden: “Dang motherfucker that creature has eight dicks!”

David: “Oh that’s just an octopus”

by Grandma Toots April 28, 2019

octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.

I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

octopus

A mysterious type of blow job used by one of the biggest whore's in Japan. It has been known to rip dicks.

Az had to see the doctor to get help for his dick, wounded by the octopus.

by Fiona Slennz March 04, 2006