The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".
My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
by Falter Ego September 8, 2007
Get the The Muppetmug. a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability
what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet
by boss hog August 1, 2004
Get the muppetmug. Fraggle Rock is muppetational!
by fragglerocker08 May 1, 2010
Get the muppetationalmug. 
Get the Muppetmug. by Suni January 23, 2005
Get the muppetitismug. It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.
It's not easy being green!
by Ducky September 14, 2005
Get the muppetsmug. A nicer way to say you are an idiot, or a retard.
E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"
You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.
E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"
You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.
by Ooooo friend! October 8, 2011
Get the Muppetmug.