Motherload

When you ejaculate all over your ex-partner belongings everyday until she moves out of your house.

Yesterday I left a motherload all over the bitches pillow and I had to laugh when I saw her sleeping.

by Ornithorincus November 13, 2019

motherload

When you're having sex with a girl and her mom comes in, and you pull out and accidentally cum on her. (Preferrably in the eye.)

"Whoops, sorry Mrs. Anderson. I'll
bet that stings."

by FuckedYourDad September 08, 2004

motherload

A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.

"Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged...the water flowed,
look out world, it's a motherload."

by Don January 17, 2003

Motherloader

Cheapskate. Someone who lives off parents and has no money.

Why do you live off your mom, you motherloader.

by POSERE September 22, 2012

Motherload

When a big clump of dried up poop is stuck in a clump of butt hairs right below the balls and just above the butthole.

Hey dude, i have this really annoying motherload im trying to get rid of, have any idea's?..

by Capptain Howdy January 10, 2009

Motherload

Where a person lays there hand flat, then the person jabs the ends of there fingers into a persons side quickly (between the armpit and the hip).

side jab
Motherload

by RipJaw April 19, 2011

Michigan Motherload

An abnormal amount of ejaculate. Refers to the Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, and that the amount of ejacualte can be compared to the water in said Lakes. For obvious reasons, this should only be used involving EXTREME amounts of ejaculate. Otherwise, refer to Salt Lake Salt Bath.

Man, that was one Michigan Motherload I fired off there!

by Koolpa April 05, 2018