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The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.
Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.
by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009
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follow the monkeys

Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.
Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!
by dustinvk July 27, 2008
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doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.
"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."
by King Kweh September 10, 2005
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The Thunder Monkeys

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys
Me too
by dickdickpoopoo August 4, 2020
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The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.
Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys
by Satans nipple October 11, 2011
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