The Mars Volta

Best band to form from a breakup in a long while. Plus the intense sound will keep your heart racing while Cedric's lyrics rival the mad genuis of Les Claypool's.

"Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face? A room colored charlatan hid in a safe? Stalk the ground..."

by Dan Schnur January 30, 2004

The mars volta

Great band, great lyrics, great music. Great. Lyrics werent written by cedric but by omar

The mars volta > you

by Matt June 11, 2006

the mars volta

Band that caters to striving pseudo-intellectuals. Looks deep and meaningful on the surface, but has no more substance than 80's butt-rock (hair) music.

The Mars Volta and System of a Down, while their music is pleasing to listen to, and seems to have deep lyrics are pretty shallow. They rely on simple-minded bush bashing (SOAD) and big words haphazardly thrown together (The Mars Volta) to sound creative, unique, and hardcore.

by Butt-Trakis September 9, 2006

The Mars Volta

Bullshit pseudo-music for pretentious douchebags.

"ur a mainstream fagot poser i listen to the mars volta bcuz makin pointless noises 4 10 minutes is intellectuel"
"Jam a bastard in it you crap."

by Hazybear February 12, 2006

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.

Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016

The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

mars the queen

mars is a discord owner on a server with 78+ members, catself uses she/cat/gem/gemself/mel/melody pronouns. gem has her own prayer on the server and is very chaotic. mel is well-known in the server for melody's dating advice towards some of her good friends

"did you hear of mars the queen? catself is so cool!!"
"wdym 'catself', are you supporting a chronically online dollkin and fictionkin?"
"yeah..."
"we're not friends anymore"

by marsthementallyunstabledoll June 23, 2022