The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
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2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
by P A Akin May 24, 2019
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Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
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by jondich October 4, 2023
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Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer
by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2021
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Get the The Matt Werring mug.A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
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