the crowded locker room

When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.

He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.

by soft hands March 27, 2015

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The Hurt Locker

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.

Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

by Sacrament Ov Impurity July 6, 2009

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Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.

"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"

by Henry Reacroft May 4, 2010

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The pink Locker

Another name for your girlfriend's twat vagina p**** stinker

When my girlfriend smuggles dope she puts it in the pink Locker

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023

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Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

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